Samsung a437 Red Phone
Posted by adminMar 31
- Svelte clamshell-style phone weighs just 2.9 ounces in stylish red with quad-band GSM and EDGE connectivity
- Multimedia messaging –send text, photos and sounds; IM via Windows Live, AOL and Yahoo!; compatible with AT&T Mobile Banking
- Bluetooth connectivity for communication headsets; integrated VGA camera for still photos
- Up to 5 hours of talk time, up to 250 hours (10+ days) of standby time; measures 1.89 x 3.74 x 0.63 (WxHxD)
- Includes: handset, rechargeable battery, charger, printed user manual and quick start guide
Amazon.com Product Description
Offering a slim, lightweight clamshell design, the Samsung A437 is a great choice for users looking for an easy-to-use and affordable cell phone that’s outfitted with some very helpful extras. Weighing just 2.9 ounces, the svelte A437 measures 0.63 inches thick and is easily pocketable. It includes a number of handy features that will enhance your mobile lifestyle, including Bluetooth wireless connectivity for hands-free headsets, an integrated VGA-qualit… More >>
Allow me to begin this review with a eardrum splitting “this phone totally rocks!” What’s that you say, not enough of a description? How much does this phone rock? This phone rocks like if you were to go to a Metallica, Anthrax, Megadeth, AND Slayer concert all in the same day and then times that by 3 to the 5th power. That’s how much this phone rocks. Speaking of rocks that brings me to the subject of durability.
About a week after I got this phone I was unicycling through the Rocky Mountains in a bright red clown suit when all of the sudden I was hit by a mighty avalanche of rocks the size of small houses. I was completely buried, my cycling helmet was crushed, my left shoe was swallowed by a roving bear cub and the tire depressurized. In spite of all of this, this highly durable phone somehow survived the impact. Because of this, I was able to dial 911 and the local authorities summoned some local volunteer drunks to dig me out of the rubble. Now that’s what I call durability. If that isn’t enough for you, well there’s more. That’s right MORE.
Another time I won a local sweepstakes to become a space tourist on the space station for a week via the Space Shuttle Endeavor. Upon takeoff we had lost a heat tile from the belly area of shuttle’s fuselage. While we orbited the Earth at 25,000 MPH I did a space walk and replaced the missing heat tile with my cell phone. As we prepared to land at Edwards AFB it seemed like it was going to be a rough entry into the upper atmosphere. Fortunately this highly durable phone somehow protected us from the super high temperatures of friction during re-entry into Atmo. After we landed I walked under the belly of the space shuttle and retrieved my phone which had saved us from sure disaster. I used it to order a pizza to make sure it still worked. Myself and the shuttle crew ate 3 pizzas right there on the runway. How’s that for durability?
The other thing I like about this phone is its ability to get a signal where other’s cannot. One time I was kidnapped and placed inside of a triple layered lead coffin. Somehow I was able to get a signal in spite of this. I called my friend who happens to be a part time ninja and she came and busted up the would be kidnappers and Karate chopped the coffin wide open and I was free. Thanks phone people for a making phone with such great reception.
Another thing I’ve noticed since purchasing this phone is that I seem to be able to guess winning lottery numbers EVERY single time I play lotto. Now, thanks to the clairvoyant powers this phone has given me I am a multi-billionaire and live in a giant golden castle off the coast of a uncharted tropical island. Before I bought this phone I was morbidly obese and had really bad breath. The phone has made me slim and muscular within a week and my breath constantly smells like freshly picked spring mint..even after I eat raw onions, garlic, and pickled iguana kidneys. Now I’m married to a really beautiful world class Milan runway model who tells me that I rule. What can I say? I love this phone.
Rating: 5 / 5